moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

(via nice-wig-janis)

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via fake-mermaid)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via legalmexican)

biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

(via dutchster)

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

(via joshpeck)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via dutchster)

(Source: postthelove.com, via humorking)

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

(via dutchster)